Get the kit
Your complete return system arrives in one compact box, with insulated storage, packing materials and return documentation.
Standard delivery: 3–5 daysA streamlined new approach
Turn your spare kidney into cold, hard cash!
One complete at-home system brings preparation, insulated return shipping, private evaluation and settlement into a single, straightforward process.
✓ Complete kit✓ Tracked return✓ Private evaluation
Earn up to$8K**estimated
Kidney Keith, included with every Deluxe Kit.
Five easy steps
A complete process, end to end
One kit. One tracked return. One clear path from order to evaluation.
Remove your kidney
Complete the customer-led extraction phase. This is the portion of the process our brochure describes only as “surprisingly hands-on.”
Confidence sold separatelyReview & prepare
Confirm the kit contents, review the return checklist and prepare the package for the next stage of the process.
A checklist is includedPack & return
Use the insulated cooler and cold pack to secure the goods, then apply the provided return label.
Tracked priority returnEvaluation & payment
Follow the package through intake, private evaluation and final account settlement from one streamlined dashboard.
Final value subject to evaluation
Complete systemEverything in one box
The complete Deluxe Kit
Every component is organized for a consistent return experience, from insulated storage and temperature control to labeling and final documentation.
01 Insulated cooler02 Reusable cold pack03 Protective materials04 Tracked return label05 Stainless utility knife06 Sealed kidney specimen
THE DELUXE
DIYKIDNEY
KIT
KIT
✓ Tiny red cooler✓ Plush Kidney Keith✓ Protective gloves✓ Stainless knife✓ Sealed specimen pouch✓ One consolation lollipop✓ Return checklist
Built as one complete system
Meet the Deluxe DIY Kidney Removal Kit
A compact, clearly organized kit designed around consistent packaging, temperature control and a simplified return experience.
Customer stories
A process designed for confidence
★★★★★
“I was drowning in debt and had a spare kidney. It felt like the only real option left. The money helped. I’m still here.”
Michael, 44
★★★★★
“I sell one kidney for money. School for my son very expensive. Now he go to school. I still alive. Is enough.”
Rafael, 47
★★★★★
“I sent them a pig kidney instead. They never noticed. Still got paid. Best business decision I ever made.”
AnonymousStill has both of his
One complete system:
5 stepsfrom order to evaluation.Frequently asked questions
The details, clearly explained
Is this real?+
Real enough that you are reading fine print about kidneys on the internet. Whether that is reassuring is between you and your browser history.
Can I really live with one kidney?+
Yes, many people do. Most did not get there because a cartoon bean offered free priority shipping, but pioneers rarely follow the crowd.
What is shown in the Deluxe Kit?+
A cooler, cold pack, gloves, knife, return label, checklist, and one lollipop. Kidney Keith rides free because his parole officer refuses to sign for packages.
How much is my kidney worth?+
Our proprietary formula considers age, condition, and whether you have ever described gas-station sushi as “probably fine.”
Why does this website exist?+
To connect people with unused internal assets and exciting external purchases. Our first idea, CashForAppendixes.com, had terrible repeat business.
The complete Deluxe Kit
Everything you need, in one box
Explore the complete package and its streamlined five-step process.
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